Post by General Rowen on Mar 2, 2008 15:08:51 GMT -5
I'm sorry to say to you that our building in the mountains was burned down by rebels a short while back, and we will be holding a pledge drive to help repair not only our building, but the homes of numerous townsfolk, who even now live homeless in the cold mountain air...
Also, appearently The Black Knight has returned from his slumber, and is carrying out the king's orders...it is advice to stay on the king's good side...
We also spoke to some homeless man up in the mountains, who told us some wild tale about him being a Rebel General and a Nomad framed him for treason...we believe him to have eating some dragon's bane herbs...which as you know cause hallucinations and makes the eater feel high...as well as being poisonous to Wyvern and possible dragons.
...In other news, we have an interview coming up with glorious King Alberon, to talk about his latest "take no prisoners" approach to the war.
Also, we have some good news: the cow famine is over, the farmers in the southern area have discovered a way to breed cows at an alarming new rate, though they have yet to explain to us how...boot prices have lowered down to their original price: only twenty five gold! Though I have to admitt, they do itch alittle...
P.S. Why the h*ll *cough*did they have*cough cough* me type this up? *cough*
Also, appearently The Black Knight has returned from his slumber, and is carrying out the king's orders...it is advice to stay on the king's good side...
We also spoke to some homeless man up in the mountains, who told us some wild tale about him being a Rebel General and a Nomad framed him for treason...we believe him to have eating some dragon's bane herbs...which as you know cause hallucinations and makes the eater feel high...as well as being poisonous to Wyvern and possible dragons.
...In other news, we have an interview coming up with glorious King Alberon, to talk about his latest "take no prisoners" approach to the war.
Also, we have some good news: the cow famine is over, the farmers in the southern area have discovered a way to breed cows at an alarming new rate, though they have yet to explain to us how...boot prices have lowered down to their original price: only twenty five gold! Though I have to admitt, they do itch alittle...
P.S. Why the h*ll *cough*did they have*cough cough* me type this up? *cough*
