John Turbolk
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Post by John Turbolk on Apr 12, 2008 19:51:39 GMT -5
The Black Knight has been spotted more and more frequently, some bystanders have said that the helmeted man is none other than the late Prince Rayl! However, no reports of seeing him as of this week.
More and more dragon sightings have been occuring, and not just the dragon I saw, but we have confirmation of at least three dragons roaming the continent. My advise if you happen to run into one, scream and run away.
Finally, we have here our very own King Alberon in for interview. So, can you tell us about this "No Prisoners Left Behind" act?
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Post by Douglas Jay Wyvern on Apr 14, 2008 1:52:45 GMT -5
Hey, your making me sound like the bad guy!
First off, I feel that not only prisoners should be treated the same, I feel EVERYONE should be treated the same! So if we beat one man, we beat everyone else!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~!
See, I'm not insane! I'm a fair man!
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John Turbolk
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Post by John Turbolk on Apr 14, 2008 20:26:10 GMT -5
Of course you are.
Now, what do you think of the rumor that your dead son is the Black Knight?
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Post by Douglas Jay Wyvern on Apr 14, 2008 23:16:54 GMT -5
Rumor? Bah, it's all madness, Why, I saw Rowen bury him with my own TWO eyes!
Yeeesh, you think it's funny to taunt a greiving father about his loss...?
Your a sick twisted, dirty sunnuvva- the following word has been censored due to viewer responses-
Ahem, do you reeeeally want a boot to the head THAT much?
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John Turbolk
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Post by John Turbolk on Apr 15, 2008 17:51:48 GMT -5
Please do not get angry with me, it was just a question.
Also, how do you feel about the new threat of dragons?
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Post by Douglas Jay Wyvern on Apr 15, 2008 23:07:09 GMT -5
Dragons? There are no more dragons! We wiped them out in the Great War.
Yeeesh, for a reporter, your rather dense. Learn to read history books, jerk!
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John Turbolk
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Post by John Turbolk on Apr 17, 2008 16:13:19 GMT -5
It's true...
Fine... let's not talk about rumors anymore. What is your plan for the rest of the civil war?
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Post by Douglas Jay Wyvern on Apr 18, 2008 15:48:54 GMT -5
Well, I plan on making iron spheres filled with Black Magic, having Wyvern riders use them above the Swamps, and BOMB THEM!
By the way, you probably don't know what that means. I made up that word, It means: To blow something up. EX. KA-BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
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John Turbolk
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Post by John Turbolk on Apr 18, 2008 17:26:58 GMT -5
A tactic that has only been used in ancient warfare. Your Majesty, you do realize doing that has negative effects on the land in about a five mile radius.
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Post by Douglas Jay Wyvern on Apr 18, 2008 18:48:26 GMT -5
yes, but the Swamps cover about 4 miles, so I figure we don't need that ONE mile of land, right...? We COULD always invade another country or continent afterwards!
HAHAHAHAHA~! IT'S A PERFECT PLAN!
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John Turbolk
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Post by John Turbolk on Apr 18, 2008 19:00:02 GMT -5
The people living there would die, aren't you even slightly worried for your people?
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Post by Douglas Jay Wyvern on Apr 19, 2008 21:47:13 GMT -5
YOu have to break a few eggs to make a pina colada!
Anyways, no more questions, I have some bombs to make.
NO MORE QUESTIONS!
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